Thirsty Boi Beard Balm

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Beard looking like you’re one step away from naming your volleyball Wilson? This hydrating balm is here to pull it back from the brink. Packed with deep moisture and serious control, it softens coarse scruff, tames wild whiskers, and smooths out the rough patches—without giving the missus beard burn. Think of it as a reset button for your face fuzz. Use it daily and get ready to become one tall glass of water. We’re thirsty, boi.

  • Sulfate & Paraben Free
  • Made in New Zealand
  • Non-toxic, efficacious, consistent.

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